People are like refrigerators.
It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty
or plain,
tall
or short,
or have things all over your face,
because what truly matters is
what’s inside you.
(Source: thewalkingcontradiction, via talkativetaco)
Lightfoot 소하 Osolage
I write books that scare people.
excuse me what
wait what
(Source: sytycdphotosets, via talkativetaco)
I want to CHANGE My life To be more FREE!!
(Source: koreanstudentsspeak)
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
But what if at the end you only get like 250 pts just for showing up
(via talkativetaco)
DIY Craftsmanship of the Day: Ziploc Bag Jacket for Snacking on the Go
A crafty lady by the name of Diane made this ingenious jacket out of Ziploc bags. Not only is the clear plastic great for staying dry on rainy days, she can always have some snacks with her. This is one outfit that truly succeeds at fashion and function. Hat tip goes to Laughing Squid!
j4ya:
MY FRIEND DIANE MADE A ZIPLOC BAG JACKET
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo…
This will make the most delicious zombie ever.
you don’t eat zombies. zombies eat you. jfc.
Uh…if a Zombie is made of pizza, you most certainly do eat it. kfc.
i don’t think you guys understand how zombies work
(Source: internet)
Took me longer than I am proud of to figure that shit out
(Source: hydrotoxicity, via huggs-boson)
It is more Important to be of pure intention than of perfect action.
(via kylegreggy)
friendly reminder taylor swift and adele are the same age and one of them is married and pregnant while the other is still mentally stuck in middle school
(Source: toxic-ponies, via talkativetaco)
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
(via talkativetaco)
flower after rain
It’s noisy.
(In the world, everywhere)
(Source: koreanstudentsspeak)
